The Cash Spot

Oooh girl..... Today I was walking by the Mexican festival on 14th street, between 7th and 8th avenues, when I came across this.... Well the truth is I walked by it and then It registered and I had to go back for a closer look and see if my eyes were playing tricks on me..... And to my surprise they were not..... This is a real life van with built in ATM machines.... Ain't that some crazy shit?.... Well I guess you have to know NYC and how many ATMs there are in a 2 block radius. It seems a bit crazy as the nearest citibank is on 8th ave and 16th street .... But eh who wants to walk after you've eating your weight in tostadas and threw back a 6er of Corona

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Fuck You Very Much

I was emailed this yesterday .... It is an alternative video to Lily Allen's "fuck you" ... So now kiddies you can change the video on your MySpace page... Why not go with one that has a bunch of queens lip syncing to fight hate

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Thanks For Making Our Streets Safer???????

So today Miss Tea Tea and I are on our normal NYC city walk around Chelsea so she can do her business. We happen to cross a dead pigeon. Not unusual for NYC. Right? WRONG! This pigeon is not like any ordinary, found on the street, dead pigeon. Girl take a closer look right above her neck. Uh Huh! You see what I see?? Miss Pigeon has a BB gun wound. That means we have a sniper chilling on roof top of Barney's Coop in Chelsea. Ooh Miss Hunnie Chiild! I reccomend you take an alternate route while walking your birds. You never know when thei sniper will strike next. The streets of Gayville are no longer safe for our feathery friends. I also reccomend you do NOT wear your boa on 18th street for the sniper may think you're an over grown McCall!


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Mariah, Mariah GiRL

Who bitch who? .... Miss Hunnie Chiild iLive for this. Miss Janet and Miss Mariah may be animated but they are featuring REALNESS! Get into it

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Common Decency

This was spotted at my new favorite taco place. It's on Santa Monica Blvd and Vermont. They have the best carne asada burritos. And they are only $4. Anywho. After chowing down, and you know I eat like a fat girl, my face and hands were in dire need of a scrubbing. So I take myself to the "baño" to go wash my hands and I just happened to glance up and see this sign. See you learn something everyday. It's "common decency" to wash your hands. The ironic part to this sign for me is I find common sense is not that common. And I've seen more people just rinse their hands with water and not use soap proving that common decency is also no so common


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Why, Why, Tell Em That Is Human Nature..Why, Why, Does He Do Me That Way

All I know is iCan't with all this MJ nonsense. Like why does someone have to die before they are appreciated. All of a sudden she's dead and the world is like. " Ooooh girl we love you. We miss you. Rest in peace". Bitch you ain't give her a minute of peace her whole life.... Hate to break it to you she's DEAD! Keep your meaningless words and stick up yo azzz. Oh girl can you tell I'm bitter. I was made fun of my whole life to the point that I wanted to die. Thank god drugs and alcohol saved me cause I would have been dead. I said this before and I'll say it again. Words can only hurt you when you're alive. So being nice after the fact is like holding that 9th step until after the fact. Now let's see how these people are with a living ammends. I'm sure US weekly is going to turn a new leaf and stop being mean. Ha ha ha

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Madoff's New Career

After hustling a kazillion dollars Bernie has a new way to make money to try to show the judge he has changed his ways and is a better citizen... And what better way to do that then to star in a children movie ... I think is it very brave of Pixar to take this risk .... Or is this how they got the funding for the film

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